Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
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