what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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