Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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