Heybabeimwearingurpanties
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
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we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
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Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
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