I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
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We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
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It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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