Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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