SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
my liver is dry heaving
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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