he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Never let your siblings swipe right.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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