I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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