Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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