No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
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this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
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So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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