i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
