I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I deserve this hangover.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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