I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Randomize