You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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