I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
This show inspires me to have sex in space
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
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I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
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I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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