I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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