Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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