windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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