We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
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Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
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I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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