i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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