Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
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I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
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We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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