All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
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everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
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WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk