I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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