WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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