Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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