He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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