Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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