I'm jealous of your bromance
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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