I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
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every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
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He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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