I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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