just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Randomize
