I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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