It's Friday. Sex?
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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