I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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