in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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