hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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