don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
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Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
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Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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