don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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