dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
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he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
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Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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