So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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