you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
