okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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