So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
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just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
i dont even know how to be here
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
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How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.