I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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