I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
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Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
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OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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