Me too!
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
and i looked up. we had an audience...
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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