I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Randomize
