Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
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some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
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The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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