mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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