Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
birth control should be required to get into college
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theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
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My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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