I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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