At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
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I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
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We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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