what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
