I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
