i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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