Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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