Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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